adjective ยท /หdษษกษชd/
"Having the qualities of determination and tenacity associated with one man who literally cannot stop saying it."
Estimated times he has said "dogged" today:
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Every mood. Same word.
Normal him
Vintage dogged
Evil dogged
Hyper dogged
What his friends see after hearing "dogged" 500 times
Alien dogged
Corporate dogged
Sad dogged (ran out of doggeds)
Wakes up. First word: "dogged"
Orders coffee. Describes it as "dogged good"
Meeting at work. Uses "dogged" as a verb, noun, and adjective in one sentence
Lunch break. Tells the waiter the food is "absolutely dogged"
Sends 47 messages in the group chat. 43 contain "dogged"
Gym session. Calls every exercise "dogged"
Falls asleep. Mumbles "dogged" in his dreams
He calls it "Dog City." The rest of the world calls it Vadsรธ. He doesn't care.
Press it. You know you want to. He would.
"I once counted. He said dogged 73 times in a 10-minute conversation. I'm not okay."
"I blocked him. He created a new account. First message: 'dogged.'"
"He described his grandmother's cooking as 'dogged.' She didn't understand. Neither did we."
"I heard him use 'dogged' as a greeting, a goodbye, a compliment, an insult, and a verb all in one day."